Coffee Table

I have decided to make a coffee table book titled My Teenage Bullshit. I am going to put the poems I have written over the years (some really good, some total crap) and the drawings I have recently (the past year) been doing. Whether I'll ever get the thing published...I don't know...whether I'll ever actually put this together...not sure? But it is my idea for the moment! I have also decided on the dedication:

To all bullshitters under the age of 20

I think it works. See I want to own a business, coffee shop by day, club by night (by club I mean a place where I'll have local bands play and have random poetry readings). I going to make this business the most stereotypically bohemian, beatnik, hippie, joint possible. It will have big comfy couches that don't match, awesome background music, and the most eclectic collection of coffee table books---including my own. There will also be coffee, tea, cookies, and sandwiches all in a cozy atmosphere. I get all excited just thinking about it. I seriously hate being 17 when I think about future goals. I want to start on them now, but I have so much other shit to do before I'll have the ability. Why can't I skip ahead a little?! That Sucks!