Roxy

My sister's dog Roxy is visiting this weekend. I hate that beast of an animal. She's just like, "I am gonna run amok and act crazy ALL the TIME! I am gonna fuck up your house and jump on everything!!!" That is of course if she could talk. Matters are made worse by the fact that she is a Weimaraner. Weimaraners are huge. We have our own dog in the house as well. My dog Penney is the perfect Boston Terrier. She is small, obedient, fun, and hates that bitch dog even more than I do. Roxy always wants to play with Penney and as soon as Roxy gets close, Penney snaps at her neck.

Penney, I salute you!